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Free Alternatives

Most Great software available today are so costly that people either dont use them r get involved in piracy.
Y do such things wen u hav great free alternatives....
Here's one such product....

Microsoft Word has lot of features, but its also costly and not all people can afford MS Office. For those who cannot shell out that much money there are lot of alternatives, which does the basic functionalities of Word processing and are free to use. Here is a list of free alternatives to MS Word.

  • OpenOffice.org: OpenOffice need no introduction, its one of the popular free word processing softwares. OpenOffice.org is a multi platform and multilingual office suite and an open-source project. OpenOffice latest version is 2.3 and it incorporates an array of new features and enhancements to all its core components. You can download the latest version from here. OpenOffice also supports variety of extensions.

  • EasyOffice: EasyOffice+PDF Filter is an office suite compatible with Microsoft Word and Excel and Adobe PDF files. It is a software from e-press.com and has good features.


  • Jarte: Jarte is a word processor which handles Microsoft Word 95, 97, 2000 documents, rich text format (RTF) documents and plain text (ASCII) documents. It boasts of a good user interface which is easy to use as well. Jarte also has a plus version which has more features, but not a freeware.

  • Ultrapad: Ultra-Pad is a freeware advanced Word Processor Application for Windows 95 and later. It features some of the most advanced features you would ever want in a Word Processor. Ultra-pad is skinnable software and there are themes available for download to change the looks. You can download Ultrapad from here.

Things to do to feel better

1. Smile (how long?)
2. Share your feelings with a friend or family member (Are you sure....)
3. Tell a joke (No.... People will laugh at me)
4. Go to the movies (Are you kiddin??)
5. Plant a flower (Is a cauliflower O.K?)
6. Take a warm bath or shower (Hei! Its not my B'day yet)
7. Eat one of your favorite meals (Now this is more like it!!)
8. Have some chocolate (Why only some?)
9. Get a facial (To make others feel better?!)
10. Exercise (I cant here you... See you later...)

Interesting facts

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)

3.Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmmm........)

5. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

Wierd or Bizarre?

I'm a fan of wierd bizarre things...
having said that this is one of the wierd things i came by.... Use it if u dare...


"SCRATCH MASTER"mosquito bite scratcherDeclared "unsafe" and banned by the Safety Council for having dangerous exposed moving parts, the "Scratch Master" never made it to production. Its original design, shown here, enabled a person to scratch hard-to-reach areas of the body. Users would risk injury by backing up to the device, positioning the irritated area for best relief.Though dangerous and cumbersome, there are those who claim it to have been "The best darn scratcher ever".*Idea for a mosquito bite scratcher sent by Rachel Mckenna. Thank you very much, Rachel! Your idea is appreciated.

Obesity

Hello world....
Myself being excluded from the list of fit people i'm beginnin to read abt fitness....
i came across this nice article which i share with those of u in or around my structure...

Obesity is the disease which has many serious risk factors to our body like risk to heart, risk to kidneys and liver. For preventing these risk factors, it is compulsory to lose weight and take care of our health. Weight loss is not an easy task and it takes time to reshape our body. Some times an obese patient is unable to lose their weight by exercise and dieting. Weight loss is very slow process, so it takes time from months to years depend upon obesity condition of patient. Obesity is very popular and serious disease in US and UK and mostly obese patients are unable to rid from this disease.

The main resin of obesity is eating more food than the requirement of the body. When we eat more food than the excess food is saved in form of energy in our body. The excess energy in our body converts to body fat and hence we gain extra weight to our body. Weight loss experts always suggest some diet pills and exercise for losing weight. In the market there are various weight loss drugs, out of which Acomplia is a latest prescription weight loss drug for treatment of obesity.
Acomplia is an oral prescription medication, which reduce body weight by suppress appetite. This appetite suppressant is taken by obese patient after prescribed by doctor. Whenever an appetite suppressant is prescribed by a doctor, there is very low risk of side effects. Acomplia weight loss drug is prescribed for short period of time for treatment of obesity. An obese patient should take precaution before taking Acomplia.

A single pill of Acomplia tablet can take before breakfast after prescribed by doctor. The pill should be swallowed with a glassful of water before breakfast in a daily routine. Breaking or crushing of pill can start digestion of the medication earlier than it reaches in stomach and that can be harmful for patient body.Every diet pills have dome side effect. Acomplia diet pill also have some side effects like depression, Constipation, dry mouth, blood pressure, dizziness, nausea, stomach disorder and increased rate of heart beats. So it is advised to take diet pill only after prescribed by doctor. Heart patients, breast feeding mothers and pregnant women should not to take Acomplia for weight loss.